Twisty, twist
⚠️ᴇxᴘʟɪᴄɪᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ⚠️
"ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴏғ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ"
- ᴅɪᴛᴀ ᴠᴏɴ ᴛᴇᴇsᴇ
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ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ɢᴏᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜɪᴄᴋ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋs🙌️
ғᴍᴏɪɢ - _queeeeny_
☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹
*doctor delivers baby* congratulations its a healthy boy! *slaps butt and the baby starts crying* oh… how unfortunate, he’s a pussy ass nerd.. should i dispose of him or are you okay with this
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Her: Omg you wanna suck my titties in the restaurant
Me: Look you knew i was a nasty ass nigga when you met me
fuck anyone who says shit about girls wearing leggings as pants
if you dont watch cartoons and hood movies with your girl fuck you in a relationship for?
yall niggas gotta be able to discuss gargoyles and have debates about how dexter was a real ass nigga and dee dee kept fuckin up the operation then switch it up and talk bout how rico did money mitch dirty and how horrible belly 2 was
btw i aint gettin married unless me and shawty run through a dbz and the wire marathon from start to finish back to back
- knocks me tf down
- crazy fishy
- sand in ass
I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes
I fucking know what happened previously ok
I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know